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What Gender is your car?

Postby pbottomley » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:04 pm

IS a viva male or female?
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Postby Pork Pie » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:06 pm

It can be a lot of things when it breaks down
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Postby Clara » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:46 pm

Soapbox (HA Deluxe 1963) is a female - admittedly a butch lesbian with a cropped haircut and a huge please do not bother me tattoo.

But I think Cheesy (HA Deluxe 1964) is a transvestite. He has the male air of him and then all of a sudden he acts girly.
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Postby kellyharding » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:55 pm

'VJ' was seemingly male I guess.

No idea yet on the silver beast. Depends what 'spike' thinks I guess ;) (spike being the TY Rhino that has taken the car over ;))

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Postby AUTOMAN » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:02 pm

Two-tone green is called Emma, named by my son Jake. Rusty is definately a male, my blue hb estate is a lady, as that what she is with her lovely grey primer coating and the silver HB estate is a gentleman, smooth but swift at the same time with hes masculin engine. My dad's old Gold HB estate was a girl named Vivian who started my love of these cars, way back when I was just 3 years old.

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Postby Laddermonkey » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:46 pm

Mine's is definately a lady :D un-named as yet :?
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Postby Tigran » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:54 am

It is most deffinately a bloke. The double ard bar brawler type.
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Postby dann01 » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:55 pm

We had this a while ago I think. Blokes have girls. Ladies have Blokes I think it should be... but then in todays orientational climate who knows... Personally, I wouldn't want to grease the nipples of some other bloke, so my cars are difinately female.
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother, and then for one fleeting moment things will go right for a change.
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Postby Clara » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:03 pm

dann01 wrote:We had this a while ago I think. Blokes have girls. Ladies have Blokes I think it should be... but then in todays orientational climate who knows... Personally, I wouldn't want to grease the nipples of some other bloke, so my cars are difinately female.



So seeing as how I have one of each?
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