Are you a bacon munching Viva victim????????????????????????

[psl]

If you can answer yes to the above, then you too could get a visit from the bacon eating Viva rust squad, Balding old men for short
MAZZ YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN this time! (sorry)
Im busy assembling a crack team of bacon eating, coffee swilling members to come and sort your car out, if your lucky we could be round yours May time, book us in for a curry, stock up on beer and leave space in your back garden for some strange looking tents, including a flag. Best to send wife and kidds on a long weekend and hide all your deck chairs, a certain fat man may be festering near your freezer or seen running down the road after an ice cream van, yes John has been know to run from time to time, well from ice cream van to ice cream van
2 welders will come and sort your welding skills out for you, more will poor scorn on your mechanical abilities and some others will just come to drink your beer.
If your not too flabbered by our gast-ly offer please let us know. As us Nomads do tend to get around a bit and could be coming to a town near you.
Our moto "you will get in there"

[Clara]

*eep*

[mazzo]

What can I say!!!???!!!

You're on - and thank you! Getting the green one back together would be really good. Welding is the problem - along with some mechanicals.

Great curry house locally, plenty of bacon, more tea (or coffee) than you can imagine and plenty of beer. No problem.

Sounds like Ground Force for Vivas! (perhaps without Charlie Dimmock though)

[Clara]

Sounds like Ground Force for Vivas! (perhaps without Charlie Dimmock though)

Oh I don't know. Get Fred to put a wig on and bounce around a bit more and you'll be laughing.

[psl]

If you can supply Charlie, i would be able to supply bus loads of people willing to give you a hand ............... O bugger, I know what Charlie you mean now well, supply her instead, im sure a few of use would love to see her in a oily boiler suit
No but really you do need to explain to your better half how some members may behave, once let loose with rusty viva bits all hell could break loose with the added addition of icecream and caffeine, it has been know for certain sain welders to cuss, kick and yell out a verbal torrent of abuse at a garden chair

[hbpeter]

Oh if only!!! Does the welding include fixing inner wings?? Somehow I dont think my mam would be to impressed with you lot camping in her garden!! (Thats where the car is). Still I can dream!!
Peter

[psl]

if it has some good metal left, then im sure it can be sorted Peter, how well after beer and curry????????? who knows but it`ll be fun trying.
If supply of beer is great, then we wont bring tents, just sleep where we fall

[Clara]

If supply of beer is great, then we wont bring tents, just sleep where we fall

Sweetheart no offence but PLEASE TAKE THE TENTS! We need them to muffle the snores if nothing else. Think of the innocent neighbours

[psl]

tents or no tents, not many make it back to the tents after being on the lash. Will need a head count in the mornings just to make sure all are present (well in body anyway) correct (got to be joking) if the next day a spanner can be held above ones head for more then 10 seconds then they shall be deemed fit to weld, though they may not be the welder!

[pbottomley]

snorring? cannot imagine who that is